Muslims Are Now Allowed To Use Toilet Paper. The Jokes Write Themselves
The Daily Mail is reporting that Muslims are now allowed to use toilet paper. According to the Directorate of Religious Affairs in Turkey, the use of toilet paper is acceptable, but water is preferable. From the article –
– Islamic teachings traditionally state that followers should use water to clean themselves after going to the toilet.
– The set of rules for how Muslims should relieve themselves, called the Qadaa al-Haajah, was established in the times before toilet paper or toilet seats were invented.
– Use of the left hand or three stones was also permissible.
– The Directorate of Religious Affairs for Turkey stated that the use of the material for hygiene is acceptable but water was preferable.
Men and women are also told not to stand while relieving themselves but to squat or sit.
(Note to self – don’t shake a Muslim’s left hand.)
You need your religion to tell you how to clean up after taking a crap? Seriously?
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