Chart: The animals that are most likely to kill you this summer
Are you afraid of sharks? You should be, what with their insatiable appetite and 15 rows of serrated teeth and the way they lurk in that murky area just offshore where you can’t see the bottom and you can’t move quickly and, oh God, did something just brush up against my leg?
Whenever there’s a shark attack in the news — or two of them, for that matter — somebody inevitably tries to console us with big numbers. “Well, heart disease kills 611,000 people a year,” they tell us. “Stop fretting about sharks and maybe worry about your Dorito habit instead.”
Fair enough. But this is the wrong comparison to make. If we want to properly contextualize shark attacks, we need to compare sharks to their peers — bears and gators and the myriad other fanged barbed and venomous creatures that could sting us or bite us or otherwise ruin our day.
[Maps: Where you’re most likely to get killed by animals this summer]
To that end, I gathered the statistics on animal-caused fatalities in the U.S. between 2001 and 2013. Most of these come from the CDC’s Wonder database, which contains horrifically detailed causes of death like “other specified venomous arthropods.” On average, here’s how many Americans were killed by various animals each year over that period:
Rounded to the nearest whole number, sharks killed about 1 person per year between 2001 and 2013. Same for alligators and bears, for that matter. Sharks, gators and bears combined killed half as many people as snakes (6 deaths per year) and spiders (7 deaths per year).
Non-venomous arthropods — various ants and other terrible non-poisonous bugs — kill 9 people each year. But these pale in comparison to the deaths caused by nature’s silent, stealthy killers — cows.
A CDC report from a few years back found that cows killed about twenty people a year in the mid-2000s. That makes cows about 20 times as lethal as sharks. These deaths aren’t due to marauding packs of feral bovines terrorizing suburban neighborhoods, but rather incidents involving working with cattle on farms. As the CDC report notes, “large livestock are powerful, quick, protective of their territory and offspring, and especially unpredictable during breeding and birthing periods.” Most people killed by cows are farm workers.
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