FEMINIST LUNACY: Morons are actually accusing Kermit the Frog’s new girlfriend of being too thin
Fictional green cloth puppet Kermit the Frog got a new girlfriend this week, and the internet isn’t happy about the body image standards she’s setting for sentient pigs everywhere.
“Apparently Kermit can’t get enough of women like his ex – as long as they’re younger and thinner,” A Guardian opinion piece frowned, though from the first image of Denise released by ABC, its actually quite difficult to ascertain her age from her felt skin and stuck-on eyes.
“Is this author “thin-shaming” a fictional character?” the top comment on the article read, as another added: “I just couldn’t read this article. First sentence… I was done.”
Kermit actually disclosed that new character Denise is in fact a “close friend” rather than a new girlfriend, but it was too late, Twitter was already raging.