SATIRE: Santa Claus To Avoid Turkish Airspace This Year
LEGENDARY giver of gifts Santa Claus has confirmed that he will not be entering Turkish or Syrian airspace this year due to a no-fly zone being put in place.
Speaking at a rare press briefing this morning in the North Pole, Saint Nicholas apologised to the children of both states for not being able to give them presents, but promised to visit once the flight restrictions have been lifted.
“It breaks my heart to have to say this, but I will not be going anywhere near Turkey or Syria this Christmas Eve,” he said in an emotional statement. “It is far too
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